[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

It's likely that phoenixes find charcoal tasty because they eventually become charcoal. But I'll pass on eating charcoal, I'll take chicken instead. However, a phoenix can save us money when it comes to cooking chickens, we can just put the chicken in the phoenix's talons and in an instant we'll have perfectly roasted chicken.

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Or one angry chicken!

The chicken wouldn't have enough time to get angry. At the heat level generate by a phoenix, it should take less than a second to cook a chicken.

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

or the talons could latch onto a Samurai Kitten instead...just sayin

I have just the thing to deal with talons.

*Solitaire1 cleans and sharpens his sword.*

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yeah - it's hard to see clearly through all those flames ..

I can see clearly that I'm not in the clutches of a phoenix.

Originally Posted by Dylrob

One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.

But if the chicken's dead, how can he be angry? Regardless, we can enjoy a good meal.