Originally Posted by jinlo
Hey Columbus,
Thanks for the kind words. In return, I’m going to send you on a trip around the world!
Wait a minute, you already tried to do that and ended up on some Caribbean island. I don’t want to do the same old thing, so I’m canceling the trip. It’s actually for your own good. This time you might end up in Greenland.
How about instead I make up your own signature slogan?
“Ohio just wouldn’t be the same without me!”
or
“I’m not lost, I’m just taking in the sights!”
or
“That’s not a sea monster, it’s just… eeeaaaayyyyhhhh! Kidding.”
or
“My compass broke.”
or
“Taxis are too expensive. Take the bus, the Columbus!”
Jeff Inlo
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