[Prestidigitweeze]

When Googling *Mobile Read* (as it were), I'm sometimes guilty of typing "Mohel Read," a mistake which would alarm my rabbi if I actually had a rabbi. I don't even want to think about the kind of thing which a mohel might be especially equipped to read.

Still, when perusing published work, I often find typos with similarly surreal implications. How about you? Care to share any jawbreakers?

Just today I found myself disturbed by the culinary implications of a reference in the White Plains Gazette to the local "Chef of Police."