Joel and his bot-buddies, doing routine channel-surfing,
Found the cheeeeesiest programs... ever knowwwwnnnnnn....
(door to TV room slams behind them, trapping them in)
Cheeaap Chinese batteries... die in their remote,
Forcing them to watch until they moan!
On the Sciiiiiiii--- Fiiiii--- Sci-Fi Channel!
On the Sciiiiiiii--- Fiiiii--- Sci-Fi Channel!
(wrestler on ECW roars in background)