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Old 07-17-2010, 08:02 AM   #13
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Since Dr. Drib brings up Degree of Deterioration(DOD), I'm curious as to the existence of any studies regarding Zombies with certain modern cosmetic procedures, particularly the BOTOX injection.

Does anyone know of any research comparing the deterioration of a non-cosmetically enhanced Zombie against a fully-BOTOX-loaded Zombie? The areas of interest and related theories involving such studies are simply too numerous to mention in this small space.

One would, however, be forced to consider the potential hazards of such findings falling in the wrong hands. If it is discovered that BOTOX actually slows the deterioration process, the inherent danger in Zombie creation for destructive purposes in greatly magnified. An individual or even a national entity that wished to create an army of Zombie soldiers would increase the longevity of this force by requiring subjects to endure several BOTOX injections before inflicting the infecting Zombie bite.

With such a chilling thought, perhaps it is best if the existence of any relevant studies are kept from the public. I would ask that any information regarding BOTOX and Zombies is kept confidential, so please do not post any specific information in this forum. Just send a PM. Thanks.
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