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I feel this is ground-breaking commentary on Zombies, especially their digestive system (such as it is - or isn't), and the use of crash helmets.
I also see a possible Consumer Report study of certain brands of crash helmets, to see how "Zombie Efficient" they are.
One potential problem we have not dealt with is what I term the Degree of Deterioration (DOD). This can present certain anomalies in any kind of discussion.
(By the way, has anyone ever actually SEEN a zombie in his underwear? --- "I once shot a zombie wearing my underwear. How it got in my underwear is still a mystery." [Marx Brothers - words slightly changed.]
Getting back to DOD: It seems that anyone can actually outwalk a shambling zombie. They're apparently as slow as The Mummy (I'm thinking Glen Strange and Boris Karloff - The Universal Films, not the newer ones.)
I think if one lived near the beach - in a beach house, for example - one would be able to easily outpace the shambling, crooked gait of a zombie.
These are just some rambling thoughts.
Don
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