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Old 07-16-2010, 04:15 PM   #10
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Because they need living brains in order for their own brains to continue to function, such as it does. One of the main reasons that zombies seek out living brains is to replenish the brain chemicals that are continually depleted from their own brains.
For that to work they would need a working digestive system, as well as a working circulatory system to pump blood around their body in order for these mysterious chemicals to reach their own brain. If they had all that, they wouldn't really be classed as zombies, just psychopaths that like to eat brains.

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An example of this is in the comic book series "izombie" where the lead character is a zombie who appears to be normal (looks and mentally functions like a regular person). However, for her to maintain that state she must consume a human brain once a month (a newly dead brain is acceptable). If she fails to do so she will fall into standard zombie mode and lose herself forever.
Comics also have people flying around in their underwear, that doesn't make them true.

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I don't think a crash helmet would be much protection. The zombies would simply tear apart the rest of the living body to get to the part they want. As summed up in the proposed Third Law, zombies are relentless and nothing will stop them from getting to the brains they desire, you can only slow them down.
If you wore a full face helmet and full leathers they wouldn't be able to pull you apart, all they could do would be to give you a nasty pinch.
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