Ha, Hah!
You thought I wouldn't find this thread, did you?
Oh, the aberration, concocting mischief with the evil. SHAME ON YOU!!?!!
For your information, I wouldn't waste my time throwing measly stones at a champion of reflexes like Martha. As a true woodworker I would CUT THE TREE DOWN for harboring a criminal; evil thing! And curse its seedlings for eternity...