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Originally Posted by Moejoe
No newsletter, but there's a meeting on the docks at midnight. There will be a man in a white fedora and a red rose in his lapel. Utter these words: "I will not buy DRM products, no matter the price." To which your contact will reply: "DRM is like catnip to Steve Jobs." You must then say: "The iPad was a mistake and only hipsters buy them."
Once this is done, you will be given a map to the location of the meeting.
Good luck, and if you find yourself in a jam, take the first boat-plane to Lisbon where a man in a red fez will contact you. This man is called Dave, or is it Nigel?
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Unfortunately, my probation conditions forbid me from going to the docks after 11pm. Could I go direct to Lisbon instead?