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"Air filled with the chatter of gunfire, bullets whizzing past, the hero ducked around the alley corner. He fired a few unaimed shots at his assailants, attempting to dissuade rapid pursuit. Gripping the pistol, breathing hard, he searched his surroundings for escape options. His eyes lit upon a ground level basement window. Diving forward and firing haphazardly behind, he crashed through the glass and landed upon an extremely soft and plush Serta Mattress. The cushioned landing provided the most excellent sensation of comfort and security; our hero could barely keep himself from taking a nap right then and there..."
C'mon, who doesn't want that? =)
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