Originally Posted by patrickt
A man lost his paycheck for the umpteenth time, his house was in foreclosure, his boss was angry about his wages being seized by the IRS and his wife gives him and ultimatum. She hands him a pamphlet for Gamblers Anonymous and says, "You either do this 12-step program or we're quits and you're on your own."
He studied the brochure and said, "I'll give you five-to-one odds I can finish this in six steps."
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