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Officer, apologies, but clearly you can see that this person is delusional and a bit nutty at the moment. Yes, we had a party tonight and I do happen to be the designated driver.
No, no, I didn't drink at all. <wagging tail> Thank you officer - I'll make sure she gets home safe and sound?
What's that you say? I win?
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