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Originally Posted by RWood
The answer to Ms Z's question, "What's the difference between a duck?" is: Both legs are the same as the other. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They define darkness as the new standard. Is that a duck in your pocket or are you just happy to ...?
How do you mend a broken quacker? With duck tape. |
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
No, I tested it with a spirit level and it's perfectly level; not slainted at all!
Cheers,
Marc
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
That's the spirit!
Cheers,
Marc
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
It's the new iPanda Air. It fits inside a manila envelope...a bloody big manila envelope. It has no CD/DVD drive, but it has an excellent anti-theft security system (if anyone tries to steal it, it rips their arms off).
Cheers,
Marc
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attention, attention : groan capacity : EXCEEDED.
repeat : GROAN CAPACITY :
EXCEEDED.
please engage the emergency back-up spleen you will find beneath your seat, and follow the indicated security measures.
this has been a message from the emergency broadcast system.
THIS IS NOT A TEST. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST.
this message will repeat automatically, until it automatically self-destructs.
attention, attention : groan capacity : EXCEEDED....
