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Because no one else will talk to me.
Well, that's not exactly true. The voices in my head talk to me, but few others do.
Well, that's not exactly true either. Phsrynk will talk to me in one-liners, but he charges me $300. Everyone else here talks to me for free . . . so far (shhh.)
The other reason is because when I first got here the door closed and locked behind me. They keep the EXIT doors locked during business hours and that runs from zero-tween BCE to 11ty/60ish (hike), and there's no key. So there you have it.
It's a trajesty.
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