What does Google plan to do next? According to this very funny
chart graphic:
- Launch Google Good Men, as good men have historically been hard to find
- Build world-class headquartoogles
- Enter beta testing for Google Apartment, which will let users search for shoes, wallet, and keys
- Patent the idea of looking for something
- Occassionally shut down so people stop taking them for granted
- Add "I'm Feeling Lonely, Miserable, And Unlucky" button to homepage
- Introduce service that allows users to find out how much flour they have left with a single keystroke
- Finally get around to making back-up disks of everything