[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by JSWolf

Write a really good ePub app for the iPad.

What you want is a miracle worker, not a wizard

Originally Posted by dreams

Woo, hoo, AprilHare! You reached the magic 1,000 posts!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Psst.... since you have your Grand Wizard cap on....

Thanks Requests fulfilled upon payment

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Wow

Congratulations. Do you feel any different now?

Yes. Yes I do. More... wizardly.

Originally Posted by ardeegee

"Grand Wizard"-- unfortunate choice of therms. The first thing I think of when I hear it is the KKK.

First Google hit, too:

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=...c66d4f91169d04

Silly Americans. Real wizards are wise, not bigoted idiots.

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

What a sad little world we all live in to have all interesting terms and symbols hijacked and made famous by negative images

Luckily, it's only an American problem. The term is fine here

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Where do I sign up for lessons?

Consider your name down. I teach most days of the week and take no responsibility for injuries to chooks incurred.