Aren't lightbulbs actually dark-suckers? I disctinctly remember reading a *scientific* journal quite a few years back that proved light-bulbs don't emit light so much as they suck in the surounding dark thereby revealing the light that was already there to begin with...
Oh yeah, by the way... nah, I'll refrain from any grammatical/spelling recommendations regarding light bulbs; :P which are here to fore to be refered to as darksuckers/dark suckers/dark-suckers... ah, let's just call them mini-backholes, that's what they are anyway (remember, it's not that the darksucker is super-hot after it's been on for so long, it's simply the fact that the mini-blackhole is sucking all the cold out of your body making it feel as if it's burning you
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