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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
YOU are not a nice chicken!
Dsvick was just trying to help KK out with a time management problem, and you start in wishing him misfortune!
I've had enough! No more nice guy. I'm going to file a complaint with one of the mods! 
Wait a minute.
YOU are one of the mods!
Now I see it, a fifth columnist in our very midst!! Are the other mods chickens too, just in disguise?
I bet I'm going to be sent off to a re-education camp where I'll learn to eat tofu hot dogs with bean sprouts. YUCK
Churches used to offer scantuary. I wonder if KFC can do that?
Too late!
It's chickenman! He's everywhere! He's everywhere!"
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You will be immobilized with knock-out gas, taken away to a remote Pacific island still populated by cannibals, and wake up in a gently steaming cauldron surrounded by friendly hungry natives asking if you prefer leeks, garlic, basil, celery -- or all of them! When you try to explain you'd prefer not to accept their dinner invitation, they will throw in the lobsters (without those cute rubber bands on) to hold you in the broth until done!
No sanctuary! No safety! Only salivation!
