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I have several goals in mind. They may be achieved either separately or in combination.

1) I need to get Apple indicted for crimes against humanity.

2) I need to extort copious quantities of cash from Apple. Enough, preferably, that I could afford to buy an iPad. So, at least a couple million. (Note: I am unwilling to commit any crimes that could be proven against me.)

3) I need to get Apple to fix iTunes before it drives me nuts. Too late.

4) I need to force Apple to stop capitalizing the second letter in words. Next thing you know the company will be called "aPple".