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Originally Posted by kindlekitten
Can I be in the will since I identified the malady first?  |
Already done. I'm leaving you my string collection.
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Originally Posted by VydorScope
We should send a sympathy card... to his wife!  |
No need. She figured out how to deal with the situation 18 years ago. She ignores me. If it's a REALLY bad cold, she'll move out for a few days.
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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
 I hope you make it through this! |
Make it through?
Are you kidding? It's terminal!
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Originally Posted by ProfCrash
Men. You could not handle being pregnant.
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Personally, I can't handle hair cuts. Too painful! Some people talk about their high "Pain Threshold." I don't have a Pain Threshold. Mine starts with a "Discomfort Index." I think I've already exceeded it...
Time for a large glass of tequila.
Stitchawl