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Originally Posted by GlenBarrington
BUT if Microsoft owned English, we would all be talking out our asses, and it would be renamed Eng8. This in itself isn't a bad thing, a few might even prefer it. Members of Congress quickly come to mind. However since our asses aren't connected to our lungs, the demand for cruciferous vegetables would go way up and thereby improve the farm economy.
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Nah, BP already applied for the patent for a device that harnesses the energy produced by cruciferous vegetables as they move through a warm-blooded carbon-based unit's intestinal tract (think canines!). They call it green energy!