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GlenBarrington · 04-03-2013, 05:53 AM

With Amazon owning English anything you said would take 8 - 10 days to be heard, but with Prime membership would be heard in 2 days.

BUT If Google owned English, you could expect every declaration of love to come with an advertisement for Trojan condoms.

BUT if Microsoft owned English, we would all be talking out our asses, and it would be renamed Eng8. This in itself isn't a bad thing, a few might even prefer it. Members of Congress quickly come to mind. However since our asses aren't connected to our lungs, the demand for cruciferous vegetables would go way up and thereby improve the farm economy.

04-03-2013, 05:53 AM	#25
GlenBarrington Cheese Whiz Posts: 1,986 Karma: 11677147 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Springfield, Illinois Device: Kindle PW, Samsung Tab A 10.1(2019), Pixel 6a.	You know, it just occured to me. . . With Amazon owning English anything you said would take 8 - 10 days to be heard, but with Prime membership would be heard in 2 days. BUT If Google owned English, you could expect every declaration of love to come with an advertisement for Trojan condoms. BUT if Microsoft owned English, we would all be talking out our asses, and it would be renamed Eng8. This in itself isn't a bad thing, a few might even prefer it. Members of Congress quickly come to mind. However since our asses aren't connected to our lungs, the demand for cruciferous vegetables would go way up and thereby improve the farm economy. Last edited by GlenBarrington; 04-03-2013 at 06:01 AM.