I'm really sorry, I really didn't want to resort to this, but you do realize that if you take a hit, juicy chicken bits will be all over and that just ruins a good picnic, ya know?
So, I know a guy, who knows a guy, who has this friend that is experimenting with DNA and well....
you can't have splattered chicken bits or overdone chicken at a picnic, so it's time for ..
_The Secret Weapon_!
??? Wait!! What?!?
That's what his experiment was ?!?
I knew I should have asked what that "PB Labs" sign, over door, meant..