My humorous short story "A Very Ugly Story" is free 2/27 and 2/28 on amazon.
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Carry Lada's A Very Ugly Story: (Short Fiction: approximately 4000 words)
Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.
Warning: In this story there are plenty of nipples. (o)(o) Don't reach for a paper towel just yet, because this is not erotica.
An amateur mad scientist, a mean boss, a very ugly mishap, some beautiful people, and a bouncing bikini babe running away to retain her beauty.
Excerpt:
She fell off of the balcony face first and a branch of the ugly tree broke her fall as it sprung back. Boing! It tossed her to the branch on the other side of the tree again and again. Each time she hit a branch it altered her. Her look, color, and form had drastically changed. She fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Read this story, because it is fun.