[fjtorres]

(shrug)
People have *always* thought I'm weird, for my reading habits.
Particularly the fact that I *read*. And read pretty much anything.
Nobody harrasses me for it, though.
They know better.

They're painfully aware that sooner or later they'll have a question and need my help.
I had to start charging a year's service to weed out the ones that aren't serious. It works as well as Humphrey said it would.