Oh, making fun of people's reading material isn't always bad.
Once, when I was visiting a friend in college, he found a porn book in his girlfriend's closet. After reading it to each other and laughing for about an hour, we changed several of the money phrases before he hid the book again without telling her.
One example:
Quote:
"Don't look away," he panted. "Look at me, Yolanda! Look me in the eyes as I violate your embalmed roadkill collection while modeling this female sanitation worker's uniform!"
Meekly, she obeyed him and found herself staring helplessly, for he was one ugly Latvian comedian. Just the sight of his naked body made her want to sell him insurance.
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