Originally Posted by Reyben
Country: Australia.
Population: 21,000,000.
Population Density: It's a two day journey to the nearest supermarket.
Indigenous foodstuffs: Vegemite.
Main export: Cheerfulness.
Dangerous animals: Box Jellyfish, Salt Water Crocodile, Cone Shell, Scorpion Fish, Blue Ringed Octopus, Stone Fish, Funnel Web Spider, Red Back Spider, White Tail Spider, pretty much all of the other spiders, kangaroos (especially kangaroos), sharks, snakes, bees, wasps, termites, ants, the guy who starred in Crocodile Dundee, Stingrays, more snakes, platypuses, sea snakes, lizards, Tasmanian devils, Tasmanian tigers, Emus, Dingos, some of the rocks, and - aw, look, you see that cute thing that looks like a Teddy Bear? If you say its name three times, it comes to get you in the night.
Harmless Animals: One of the sheep.
...I really, really want to go.
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