Hey hey all you paranoid androids out there (just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that someone isn't out to get you).
Just kidding, I knew someone once who was attacked and left for dead by an innocuous looking piece of Javascript!
Now I really am joking, and just to prove that I have nothing against the anti-scripting community, and that I do indeed care what
everyone that is good enough to spare the time to visit our site thinks, I have added a plain text message that will appear should you have scripting disabled in your browser that the site has cooties.... I mean that it uses Javascript.