An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After, Sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “ before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 – foot tall, 175 – pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.”
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