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Originally Posted by Apache
I never liked horror movies either. I think most of them are silly. Take the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre. My memory may be fuzzy, but I remember a scene where a woman was chased into a barn. She picked up something like a piece of wood. She hid behind the door and when the evil doer charged in with his chain saw screaming, she whacked him over the head. He falls down and drops his chain saw. She runs screaming from the barn, he shakes it off, picks up the chain saw and runs after her.
I would have picked up the chain saw and carved him into little pieces. End of movie. 
Apache |
I'm with you, Apache:
I've always thought that I'd like to make a micro-film, with the usual ubiquitous self-centered clueless teens piling in a van, taking off for (insert location here: Lake, Cabin in the Woods, Haunted House, etc.). They arrive; they argue over who's getting what bedroom. They eat, party, dance, get stoned, get drunk, etc. The next day, cut to hungover guy. Oh, NO!!!! A bad guy leaps out at him, carrying a massive AXE!
Hungover guy whips out his concealed carry .357, shoots bad guy.
--The End--
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, really: enough silly horror movies, folks! Why is it that horror victims are almost always screaming GIRLS (why don't the men shriek and scream, eh? Why do men yell manfully, but girls run screaming endlessly, unlike any person in real life?), who are defenseless and clueless. It's just so drearily predictable. I don't get the attraction to that or to any type of torture-violence porn.
Hitch