Probably, and it would be about a parody tribute band, like Bjorn Again is for ABBA, and there would be hilarious yet disturbing use of tinfoil-wrapped cucumbers at some part and I think that one of the relationships* would be between a shy repressed security screener who was secretly a groupie-wannabe who ended up accidentally groping one of the flamboyant yet insecure band members during a routine pre-flight check and there would be some kind of scene where they get together during one of those led-off-to-the-private-area strip searches after their relationship was gradually developed over the course of more furtive gropings due to frequent flyer encounters and they came to turns with their mutual attraction leading to Tru Luv™ and settled down to live sexily ever after.
Oh, and there would be some kind of totally-not-ironic remark about how those "monuments" aren't so "mini" when viewed at the right perspective.
And now it exists somewhere on the internet, thanks to Rule 34, probably over at AdultFanFiction.net, unless it happens to be tame and euphemistic enough to go in the Movies section at the
Pit of Voles.
* It would naturally be a series with 1 book per band member, excluding the drummers, who don't live long enough to be written about anyway, unless there was a medical emergency one about a paramedic who fell in love with a patient he'd just saved from choking on someone else's vomit, and one of them would be titled The Sweeter the Pushin'. Smell the Glove would be the BDSM volume, probably.