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Originally Posted by dadioflex
You just need to pad out what you have with some connecting stories about young, sexy vampire-wizards whose tale provides clues to the location of a gem-studded golden porcupine which you have hidden in a field somewhere. Make it clear the porcupine is into BDSM.
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Wait. Doesn't it go without saying that porcupines are into BDSM?
