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orlok · 01-05-2013, 01:37 PM

The barman said to me, "I've hired a bagpipes player for tonight."

"What's the occasion?" I asked

"I want to close early."

(apologies to our bagpipe fanciers, of whom I know there are a few on MR, Stitchy included. I know I shouldn't be mocking the afflicted ).

01-05-2013, 01:37 PM	#5883
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	The barman said to me, "I've hired a bagpipes player for tonight." "What's the occasion?" I asked "I want to close early." (apologies to our bagpipe fanciers, of whom I know there are a few on MR, Stitchy included. I know I shouldn't be mocking the afflicted ).