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Originally Posted by knc1
 O.P. first complains his machine will not talk to him. Now complains that it says too much. What will make him happy?  |
He just needs to activate the kindle's voice recognition, and shout "Kindle, heal thyself!", while seated in a lotus position with his kindle cradled lovingly in his lap (although I hear that the results obtained by this method depend on the phase of the moon and the alignment of the planets).
