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Old 01-21-2010, 10:50 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by AnemicOak View Post
LOL, I remember reading a while back that Harlequin/Mills & Boon do actually have a handbook/guidelines of things that must be included/not included and how certain 'things' can and cannot be described in their lines like Harlequin Presents (which some folks here seem to think are the only kind of romance out there).
Via Google:

http://www.wewriteromance.com/guidel..._presents.html

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Originally Posted by Sydney's Mom View Post
The embarrasing thing is I have to look up words sometimes in these cheap romances.
You should read the latest Terry Pratchett Discworld novel, Unseen Academicals. A main character is a reader of cheap romances.

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People who didn’t know long words tended to be edgy around people who did. That’s why her male neighbours, like Mr Stollop and his mates, distrusted nearly everybody. Their wives, on the other hand, shared a much larger if somewhat specialized vocabulary owing to the cheap romantic novels that passed like contraband from scullery to washhouse, in every street. That’s why Glenda knew ‘elocution’, ‘torrid’, ‘boudoir’ and ‘reticule’, although she wasn’t too certain about ‘reticule’ and ‘boudoir’, and avoided using them, which in the general scheme of things was not hard. She was deeply suspicious about what a lady’s boudoir might be, and certainly wasn’t going to ask anybody, even in the Library, just in case they laughed.
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