There is a clear and obvious reason that some of the Glos have excellent battery characteristics and others have, well, not so excellent battery characteristics.
Kobo has perfected quantum entanglement. TechniSol's battery life is so good because Mrs_Often's Glo is powering it, with the energy being transported through a quantum tunnel.
This would also explain the multiple shelves problem. In quantum computing, we observe that the quantum bits go through all of the possible states before determining the correct one. While Kobo may have perfected the energy entanglement part of the quantum feature list, they clearly have a ways to go on the quantum computing feature.
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