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A Pig goes into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be"
Pig: "Nothing. Where's the bathroom."
Bartender points , pig goes in bathroom. A few minutes later the pig comes out says, "Thanks." and leaves.
Another pig comes in the Bar. Same thing. And again and again.
Finally another pig comes in.
Bartender: "I know. You want to know where the bathroom is."
Pig: "No, I'll have a beer"
Bartender gives him a beer, he pays.
Bartender: "Now do you want to know where the bathroom is?"
Pig: "No. I'm the little pig that wee-weed all the way home."
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