For funny quotes, I loved the two Addams family movies (the ones with Raul Julia as Gomez and Anjelica Huston as Morticia).
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[after burying two people]
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
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[The new babysitter arrives]
Debbie: Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency.
Morticia: The agency? But they claimed no one else was available. They suggested a Doberman.
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Morticia: Wednesday's at that age when a young girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen Buckman: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.
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Ron Buckman: Our Amanda's skipped two grades already. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!
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