Remember the uproar when
Randy Newman's "
Short People" was written?
"...They got dirty little minds..../they stand so low/you got to to pick them up."
Thank God for Randy Newman, and for breaking down the barriers. Before his song, no one wanted to talk about the disgusting characteristics of short people.
Now we know exactly WHO they are!!
(NOTE: The above was an attempt at pointing out how some "sensitive" people find this song offensive, because it describes in great detail the nasty little ways of short people. I find it funny as hell. If you are a short person or you know a short person, or you saw a short person run over by a tall car, please remain calm. Buy a little bitty casket and all will be well.)
SECOND NOTE: The song actually is about understanding and embracing differences, because all men [Newman writes] are brothers.
Don