in real life, dan brown is a nice enough guy. much more humble and fan-friendly than a lot of other douches. pardon mon francais. (did i say that right?)
but his breath stinks.
lol, he even laughed when i told him his writing sucks ass (arse; tush; boo-tay).
i felt bad insulting him.
i told him i admire him for his money.
i felt better.
not really. i felt poor.
i thought about mugging him to buy a happy meal though.
i didn't tell him though.
he's a nice guy.
but stanky breath.
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