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right , i've spent the afternoon erecting the fence to keep out the riff-raff .
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Or keep in? But no, yes, you're right. Let them eat...well, not cake. Cake's quite nice, especially my Mudcake. Let them eat barbed wire and smelly underpants.
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the kilt is ironed and i'm now sharpening the claymore and priming the muskets .
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That reminds me, make sure the jellyfish have not yet been kilt with the one-irons, and prime the main spa and myself with a good Rutherglen Muscat.
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the sporran's all packed and stuffed with sweatmeats .
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...said the actress to the (Scottish Arch)bishop.
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that'll sort out the squirrels from the squids ..
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Oh...really...well, there goes my blended squirrel-squid terrine then. Perhaps I can roast up some squidrels (it's like "turducken", but...well, you get the idea).
Cheers,
Marc