I am reminded of a story. I will let you decide if it is a real or fictional.
Scene: Lunch room.
George: "Gene, I have approached every attractive girl on the third floor about free love with no strings, but none agree."
Gene: "Well, are you willing to lower your standards on the attractive part?"
George: "Hell no man! I am Sigma Nu!"
Gene: "Well, maybe you need to canvass more than just one floor?"
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