[geekmaster]

Originally Posted by Rich_H

Looks like you're ready to party, twobob. For those still uncertain as to this concept of social life:

global myGender, myBankAccount

on meetPerson (gender, wealth)

if gender not myGender then

if checkWealth(wealth) > myBankAccount then

proposeMarriage

socialLife = 1

else

returnToKeyboard

drinkBeers (myBankAccount - checkWealth(wealth))

socialLife = 0

end if

haveBeersAnyway

end


(In case you're wondering, it's Lingo, the old Macromedia Director scripting language. Wonderful for writing code to direct your life.)

void main(void) { while (true) drinkbeer(); }

What's gender or bank account got to do with it? Drink your buddy's beer.