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Originally Posted by LazyScot
<lying on a bed in a padded room, watched over by professionals, the patient, pale and weak, tosses and turns sweating profusely, trapped in an endless nightmare. Occasional words can just be made out...>
tunnel... secret of uisge... labyrinth... giant rabbits... the panda menance... awful sequels.... traitors.... 12 gauge needles.... elvish gliders.....
<the professionals debate, sadly, between themselves. Is there any hope for the patient? What can be done. Eventually the conclude that further sedation is the best hope. With the care and attention one expects of professionals they gentle apply the sedation. With the aid of a length of four-by-two.>
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Roit! Time for the electrodes! Geoff, since you've experienced this procedure before, could you lend a hand? My usual accomplice, er assistant seems to be absent today.
Put that red one over his heart, the green one on his forehead, the blue one next to the fish, and the brown one... Well, you might want to glove up for that one. Give the old hand crank a few runs, now, would you?
>>YEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!<<<
Nothing like a bit of electricity to perk up the old wascally wabbit, eh, what?