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Supposedly voted the funniest joke in the world. I'll abbreviate, since each joke teller will embellish in their own style:
Two hunters. One accidentally shoots the other. Panics. Calls 911 (emergency services). Help, help, he's dead, he's bleeding, OMG, I think he's dead! 911 Operator says, calm down, calm down, what happened... are you sure he's dead? Make sure!
BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
"Ok, now what?"
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