Squirrels and pandas = bad
Donuts = good
Flying llamas are crucial to the MobileRead (MR) defenses, as are also trebuchets.
The Zany Carter Deluxe (ZCD) is the official drink of MR. Side effects include euphoria AND depression, also a high risk of coming unstuck from you present spot in the space-time continuum. Montsmags (Marc) and his invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon, Adrian run an offshore zombie corporation that exploits ... I meant EXPORTS ZCDs.
Everything else we are making it up as we go along. It's up to you all to jump into the deep end of the Llounge and start paddling. Anice place to start are the many 2 or 3 word stories threads.