Troll type question! The Poster admits s/he doesn't yet have the device, already wants to trash it and pretend it is something else.
I get it ... you can run Android on an iPhone. But you bought ... a Kobo. Why not actually use the device you (haven't yet received) bought ... as you bought it?
Hands up how many people buy a MacBook and the first thing they do is install Windows XP?!?