Originally Posted by recluse
Are you a bathroom reader? Can't use the bowl without a book? What do you like to peruse on the porcelain throne? What genre moves your mind as you move your bowels? Mystery? Romance? Horror? The MobileRead Forums? Do your reading preferences change with the current state of your regularity?
This is so well phrased!
But I think I got you this time. Confess. You do your knitting sitting on the throne.