Dick, Philip K: The Eyes Have It, v1, 7 March 2010.
Philip K. Dick [1928–1982]
The Eyes Have It 
A literal-minded man finds unusual evidence for a clandestine alien invasion of Earth…
Project Gutenberg Transcriber’s note: This etext was produced from Science Fiction Stories 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.