I once held a Tupperware party, in order to not have to go door to door, to sell my services.
Unfortunately, when the prospective purchasers wanted to ensure I "burped" when squeezed tight... I ended up farting.
*** I apologize to everyone unfamiliar to Tupperware(TM) parties, and everyone familiar with Tupperware(TM) parties.
And everyone else.
Good grief. WTF indeed. - Fizzywater